“I wouldn’t want to be a priestess.” ~Nicholas

“I think you would make a good priestess.” ~Gabe to Nicholas

“I’ll be a Communist.” ~Nicholas

“We need people to die . . . and you will die in good company.” ~Jeremiah

“If I omitted needless words, I would never write papers.” – Audrey

“If you spin wool, you’re a loose woman.”  - Audrey

“Dr. Mitchell is slightly biased [on the question of his wife’s beauty], which is as it should be.”  ~ Jennifer S.

“When all else fails, get the man himself in the room!” ~ Clarice on Kant

“We got a little hung up on Kant, but that’s not unusual.”  ~ Clarice

“He’s dripping with real happy’s!”  ~ Clarice on Wordsworth

“Happy’s!”  ~ Kristen  “Happy happies!”  ~ Clarice

“Call me a goose-chaser.”  ~ Jennifer S.

“I don’t have a brother, so if my brother was about to die, I’d be worried.”  ~ Clarice

“Arnold, Pope, Hake.”  ~ Jennifer S.

Dr. Mitchell quotes, in honor of the Philosophy exam.

“You cannot have campfires in hotel lobbies in Virginia.”  ~ Dr. M

“An e-mail law is no law at all.”   ~ Dr. M

“An e-mail proposal is no proposal at all.”  ~ Emily Rose

“Is [the law of nature the same as the natural law]?  No, because Quinn can think.”  ~ Dr. M

“If you learn anything in your four years of college, learn this:  when you grow up – no, when you get married & have kids, don’t kill your kid.”  ~ Dr. M

“It’s so much fun to cough these days.”  ~ Jennifer

“This is an ERM project, not a circus performance.”  ~ Nicholas

“Some people go to the mall; we go to the doctor.”  ~ Jennifer

"Sorry - I just confused you with the Latin Dictionary"  ~ Nicholas to Briane

“I don’t want to incriminate myself on purpose.”  ~ Sherri

“I’ve always wanted to commune with Bolsheviks.”  ~ Michael Zeller

“I hear the Socialist Revolution of 1919 calling me.”  ~ Emily

“It’s a lot easier for me to keep track of my feet than for Virgil.  I have 2; he had to worry about 6.”  ~ Nicholas

“I love it when I get to the end of a line and have all my feet.”  ~ Nicholas

“OK, after everything I’ve written about technology being bad, I want to be a techno-sapiens.”  ~ Heather

“I feel like some dead Egyptian.  I’m like the campus mummy.”  ~ Heather

“Gabe survives quite well without his brain.” ~Daniel Turner

“I like visiting you after you get boxes from your mother.” ~Nicholas

“The chocolate solidified the friendship.” ~Christina on the friendship between N and J

“I deny the existence of chocolate puppy dogs.” ~Jeremiah

“I never call myself. I talk to myself on IM.” ~Jeremiah

“Everyone who crosses themselves, i.e.: calls my room, is part of my religion.” ~Jeremiah

"If you're going to marry a man who is odious, you may as well make it worth your while."  ~ Heather

"I have a dream that someday all girls will find suitable Mr. Darcy's.  Odious, yet loveable.  With money to spare."  ~ Heather

"Tobin doesn't mind watching himself die.  He has too much fun with it."  ~ Nick

"I think Augustine has the same effect on Dr. Bates as the drugs."  ~ Nick

"I go to Dr. Bates when I need to feel good."  ~ Nick

"I googled a cute hydra.  But there is no such thing.  My week is a cute hydra."  ~ Emily Rose

"Your ears can only hear one of you at a time?"  ~ Sherri

"If guys want to watch Pride and Prejudice, then they can."  ~ Heather
"But not publically!"  ~ Emily Rose

"You can quote a smile."  ~ Jeremiah

"I think you can be crazy and loveable at the same time."  ~ Jeremiah
"He's hoping so."  ~ Nicholas